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Alabama @ LSU · Sat Nov 7 · Death Valley#41 Hirsch ruled out of eligibility · Season overTransfer portal closed · Destination: MarriageGolf scramble Fri · Course TBADoe's Eat Place · Fri 7 PMWalk-On's tailgate · Sat till kickoffKickoff time · TBA Alabama @ LSU · Sat Nov 7 · Death Valley#41 Hirsch ruled out of eligibility · Season overTransfer portal closed · Destination: MarriageGolf scramble Fri · Course TBADoe's Eat Place · Fri 7 PMWalk-On's tailgate · Sat till kickoffKickoff time · TBA
Bachelor Weekend Baton Rouge, LA · Nov 5–8, 2026

Bayou
with the
Boys

Geaux Hirsch
Michael Hirsch · Fullback · Final Season One last road game before he signs a lifetime contract.
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Four-leg parlay

The Game Plan

Times are approximate, like Hirsch's 40 time. Changes hit the group text first.

ThursdayNOV 05
WHENEVER YOU LAND Arrive in Baton Rouge Most of the crew gets in late. Head to the Drury Inn whenever your travel plans get you there.
LEG 1 OF 4 · OPEN
FridayNOV 06
9–10 AM → 2–3 PM Golf scramble The Island or Beaver Creek. Course TBA.
3–4 PM Beers by the pool
4:30–7 PM Hit the bars of Baton Rouge
7 PM Doe's Eat Place Family-style steaks. 3723 Government St.
LEG 2 OF 4 · OPEN
SaturdayNOV 07 · GAME DAY
MORNING Breakfast: choose your own adventure
2:30 PM → KICKOFF Tigerland / Walk-On's tailgate 3838 Burbank Dr. About a 7-minute walk to Tiger Stadium.
NIGHT · TIME TBA Alabama @ LSU in Death Valley Kickoff time usually drops about a week out.
LEG 3 OF 4 · MAIN EVENT
SundayNOV 08
WHENEVER Hydrate. Check out. Head home. Last carry of the weekend.
LEG 4 OF 4 · CASH IT

Scouting report

Tale of the Tape

Hirsch in his #41 Michigan jersey on media day
41
Out of eligibility
Michael “Hirsch” Hirsch
Fullback · Groom · Free agent no longer
Programs
4
Eligibility left
0
Committed to
Alli Clement
Contract
Lifetime, no buyout
Career logRole
Hirsch, #32, taking a handoff for Glenbrook South
Glenbrook South#32 · STAR FB

Hometown legend. The Titans didn't carry a tailback, so #32 just carried the offense.

Hirsch in his #41 Harvard jersey
Harvard#41 · FB

Ivy League fullback. Learned to hit the gap. Now he trades it for a living.

Hirsch in a suit and striped tie
Wall StreetANALYST

Zero carries, lots of spreadsheets. Left for one more season, then came back to the desk as a trader.

Hirsch running out under the Go Blue banner
Michigan#41 · FB

Came back for more. Nobody in history has wanted to get tackled this badly.

Alli showing her engagement ring next to Hirsch
MarriageHUSBAND

Final transfer. A Michigan man signing with Ohio. Boldest crossover since the Wall Street exit.

Archive footage

The Film Room

Now showing

Hirsch, #32, taking a handoff for Glenbrook South REEL 01 · TITANS '09
Hirsch lined up in the Glenbrook South backfield REEL 02 · TITANS '09
Hirsch in his #41 Harvard jersey with his dad REEL 03 · THE CRIMSON YEARS
Hirsch leading the team out under the Go Blue banner REEL 04 · 00:00:41
Hirsch carrying the ball in his #41 Michigan uniform REEL 05 · 00:04:10
Hirsch on media day in the Michigan locker room REEL 06 · 00:12:33
Hirsch talking with reporters REEL 07 · 00:21:07
Hirsch with a fan wearing his #41 jersey REEL 08 · 00:33:19
Hirsch in a postgame hug REEL 09 · 00:59:59

The final transfer

Signing Day

Hirsch down on one knee proposing to Alli on the lakefront
Breaking Hirsch commits to Alli Clement
Ends recruitment · Signs lifetime deal · No buyout clause
Alli in a Michigan jacket with Hirsch at Michigan Stadium
Official visit. The Ohio girl wore the jacket.
Hirsch kissing Alli on the cheek by the river
Verbal commit.
Alli showing her engagement ring next to Hirsch
Signed. Sealed. Notarized.
Hirsch hugging Alli from behind, black and white
Wrapped up. No fumbles.

Weekend props

The Board

Lines set by the house. Settled at the bar.

PropositionLine
Hirsch's scramble team finishes dead last-500
Pool beers before the bars, per manO/U 3.5
Hirsch's dad outlasts the groom Friday night+200
Michigan comes up more than LSU at the LSU game-1,000,000

Lodging & Friday golf

Home Field

The hotel Drury Inn & Suites 7939 Essen Park Ave
Baton Rouge, LA 70809

Rooms are held with two queens. Pick your roommate and text Alex to lock it in. Staying somewhere else? Tell Alex so he can cancel the room before the hotel charges for it.

Open in Maps
Friday · The scramble Course: TBA The Island (Plaquemine)
or Beaver Creek (Zachary)

Waiting on tee times. Tee off 9–10 AM, back by 2–3 PM for the pool. Teams get drafted once golfers confirm, so text Alex if you're in.

Know your crew · 19 deep + the groom

Depth Chart

Every era of the career, one roster. Find a guy from a different unit and swap stories.

Glenbrook South Titans logo
Glenbrook SouthORIGINALS
Alex G
Bauer
Zigman
PJ
Brad
Pullano
Honorary TitansWISH THEY WENT TO GBS
Landon
Geno
HarvardTHE CRIMSON YEARS
Frate
Lofty
Leopard
Ralphie
MichiganSECOND TOUR
Bobby
Wilton
Malzone
Mario
Front OfficeFAMILY & FRIENDS OF THE PROGRAM
Dan H
Matt
Ryan

Costs & contacts

The Buy-In

Bet SlipPER MAN
Hotel room (split, 3 nights)~$650
Golf (golfers)~$75–125
Walk-On's tailgate$80
Game ticketTBD
Total riskLess than what Mike has spent on you*
* Except for Dan Hirsch.
The Front Office

Questions go to Alex G or the group chat. That's also where phone numbers, payment handles and room info live.

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